Lucian Geland, the rainbow sheep of his family, has finally made it in the publishing world — his debut nonfiction book is a surprise hit. The catch? It’s a scathing tell-all about his own family. Only his sister Marion knows, and she’s playing the long game. The Gelands reunite for their first Christmas together since their patriarch, Pastor Freddy’s, death, putting on a strained performance of alles is fine. But under the surface: resentment, secrets and Lucian’s damning prose fester. As food and grudges are served in equal measure, their generational heirloom table buckles – literally – under the weight. In the chaos, Lucian is forced to reckon with the role of reluctant patriarch. A sharp, uncomfortable dramedy about family, legacy and breaking patterns before they break you.